Content-type: text/html Destruction of is Imminent!

People of , your attention please.

This is of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council.

As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for destruction.

The process will take slightly less than .

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